I had to make the internet great again for gay pornography. Well, since no other dick loving motherfucker was willing to take this job upon him and Google results kept giving my gay fans a big "Fuck You" in the face, when trying to find good gay porn sites, I knew I was the only man for the job. At first, I told you homo's to "Go Fuck Yourself"! I mean, me, "ThePornDude", the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of straight porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the porn industry getting associated with dicks, cocks, schlongs or penises? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I became a fucking homosexual! Since a lot of you faggots saw my straight version "ThePornDude", I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a gay version of it. ![]() I know it sounds weird, since sausage fests ain't my thing and I wouldn't even watch gay content, if they would pay me for it.
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![]() With women, the straight man would have to be the one to lead and guide. He makes him calm and sure he will have a good time, even better than when he is doing it with women. This is where the gay dude comes and leads him, carefully as to not scare him off. Meaning, initially he does not like what is happening, because it is new and raw and foreign to his feeling. In a lot of straight guy porn, the plot is usually about a heterosexual man who is naive and ignorant about gay sex. Straight guy porn often refers to sex videos of two men with one being evidently gay-as shown by mannerisms and actions, and the other as straight and manly, obviously. Especially gay viewers who jack off to this kind of porn, the idea of being wanted and preferred to girls by straight men is just extremely arousing. For some reason, the idea of a straight man being attracted to a gay man is sort of hot-it just fuels one's confidence and esteem. Gay men are always stereotyped as liking men who are straight. ![]() ![]() “ Sex is such an important part of a healthy life, in the sense that it’s such an intrinsic part of who you are,” he said in the December 2014 issue of Attitude magazine. “Another little thing is my character has a big story line… revolving around his sexuality.” “Yeah, there was like three or four sex scenes,” he said. Jonas plays a horny MMA fighter in the series, and during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live he hinted that we might even see some more of his obvious courting of the gay community. ![]() Nick Jonas gifts the world with this crotch-grabbing tutorial We took screen shots for your viewing pleasure, but you can see the video clips at Gawker. Jonas has some ridiculously raunchy scenes in the new DirecTV Audience Network series Kingdom, and they definitely are not anything a JoBro of a decade ago could ever have imagined himself in.Ĭlips of one such scene show the former pop star getting down and dirty with a woman - but apparently he’s not that into her, because he winds up faking his orgasm. We’re pretty sure Nick Jonas flushed his purity ring down the toilet, because his latest gig is about as far from virginal as you can get. |
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